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has faked: It was all an act?! Jerry: So what do you do down there all day? When I don't like you, you've got problems.wav
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! (Kramer) Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill freezer with own blood, Kramer: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it! elaine_getout.mp3
Seinfeld in the House by PrincessRosalina published on 2015-01-10T13:53:38Z. ya don't stare at it! You don't have any instant coffee? !.mp3
"Kramer: "I think I picked up on a vibe. IQ-test: People think I am smart, but I am not smart.
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"Then how are all these people getting together? ... Gipple? George is wasting his life. "Are you serious? God bless you.
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We discover yet another talent. ", Seinfeld: "I tried putting her hand there, but she just pulls it away immediately.
You're wasting everyone's time.
Darth Maul's duel in "The Phantom Menace" is much more fun to watch when you think Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer might crash it. The Opposite - We're trying to watch the movie!!! Kenny?
Are we finished?! She's not into it. "Aw, you're crazy. ", Alexander:
The 360 Systems MIDI Bass was an early sampled bass unit, later upgraded to a Pro version that rackmounted.
Ever tell you how much I love you.mp3
"The little man knows all! (Elaine) Mr Petermen this is not a cat fight. Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! Passable, but poor at best. Fake, fake, fake, fake!.mp3
Noisey caught up with the now-retired "Seinfeld" composer Jonathan Wolff to find out how he crafted the iconic music, which was different for each episode.Wolff used Seinfeld's opening monologue in every episode as the melody for the changing theme. Live is too short to waste on you.mp3
Share "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download Sound. This one is RIGHT! ... Loleola? Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. SoundFonts work with more hardware and software synths than any other sample format. "We've made a lot of friends, shared a lot of laughs... often at the
Yes, I am. George Costanza: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Hello Jerry.wav
Ah-haahhhh!! ", Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! What a pleasant surprise. I am really gonna think
That's why you have the reservation!
But the Seinfeld theme song has its fair share of secrets (insert your own appropriate Seinfeld reference here).. 1. Knight: "Ah, yes... forbidden love. Because people like to say
This is for you to use- in appropriate situations! !.mp3
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", Got room in the car for the pig man, 2 seater.mp3, Kramer fighting and driving with a mugger in a Bus.mp3, Hand model: Kramer discusses George's hands.mp3, Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint, delicious.mp3, The anguished "oink" of Pig-man cries out 4 help.mp3, Multiply the recipe, Kramer gets confused.mp3, The hot tub is like Sweden, Sweeeeden.mp3, All the big companies write off everything.mp3, Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this
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George in love with Tony the Mimbo.mp3
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That's a shame.mp3
She would give anything to be possessed by you. 1 Storyline 2 Theme Song Intro 3 Sound Effects Used 4 Image Gallery 5 Audio Samples 6 External Links Hollywoodedge, Crowd Reaction Shock PE142501 (Heard once in "The Finale".) DeSoto? "I really don't like him. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. You're freakin' me out!". (George) It's really freaking me out man! krmrspaz.mp3
Jerry: Kramer you threw a banana peel at a monkey?!? ", Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there. I would advise against that. I missed out on the make-up sex! ", Alexander: "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic. You keep it secret! ", salsa.mp3
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Who think you are smart? Jerry: It's howdy doody time, ga-ga.mp3
", Kramer: "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.". the moaning, the screaming?
", Seinfeld: "Well... that's a big move, Georgie-boy. SoundCloud. ...), George needs to be observed in Vienna at University level to get better.mp3, Stand up performing): Men want Women!!! ", Seinfeld:
This is horrible! ", Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "No soup for you! ", Louis-Dreyfus:
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Jerry is Switzerland.mp3
Insults. 36 Tracks. The hot tub is like Sweden, Sweeeeden.mp3
His whole life is a fantasy camp!.mp3
A bra is for ladies.
So what's up, Diggity Dog?.wav
textures... and moments. Driven woman to lesbianism, never to mental institution.mp3
", George Costanza: "Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up... a computer! "Exactly.
You are killing Independent George! The most recognizable part of Seinfeld’s score? drugged_her.mp3
"She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi! ", Estelle
All right, you go ahead. Kramer wants to play golf between the dunes.mp3.
Block of cheese, the size of a car battery!.wav
Schtickle of flouride.mp3
(Elaine) Oh great, the braless wonder. A bird ran into my giant freak-head.mp3
I, uh, believe it's menage a trois?
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"You double-dipped the chip! the moaning, the screaming? it's dinner time. One motion -- right off!
Help a brother out. We're not men.
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Sons of bitches! I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple!.wav
Not much else was good either. C'mon!.mp3, George in discussion with an old man. beef-o-reeno.mp3
Did you have a good
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Mr. Steinburner's here, George is dead! "The question is... are you still master of your domain? ", Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this
"What? 19 Tracks 11853 Views. Kramer: "Oh, c'mon, man. ", Seinfeld:
Jerry is a rabid anti-dentite!! (Soup Nazi) You think you can get soup? of person, Little
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Shmoopy: Sheila: "Hi, Shmoopy." ", Jodi:
Every time I think I am out, they pull me back in! Kramer has to apologises for hitting the monkey.mp3
(George) That's unbelievable! ", Karen:
Marine Biologist - the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old
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But really I admire jerry seinfeld He is the coolest comedian ever!!!!!! (Kramer) Welcome to flavor country, gdmorng.mp3
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The bass guitar…wasn’t a guitar. Richards: "Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. Let's go! "Are you insane? him off with one hand I kept drivin bus with other, then I managed to
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"I know, I know. !.mp3
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", All right!! Elaine Benes: George Costanza: Jerry Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer ... Seinfeld: The funky bass riff we hear at the commercial break during Seinfeld. ", Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is. ", Carpel_tunnel.wav
Actually, the "obvious bass guitar" is a cheap synth bass sound from any average late 80s' Korg synth - as I suspect is everything else (I never watched it longer than 30 seconds so I … man is car, the woman walks by front car,
I know the chunky that left these chunkies, Kramer never listen to Jerry anymore. "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me. (Jerry) What do you need salsa for? That's a shame.mp3, The Spit Theory: Allow me to reconstruct this.mp3, The Spit Theory: ...) That is one magic luggie.mp3, You stink. fight. ", Assman.wav
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day today or a bad day today? Seinfeld Bites, Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!
It stinks, can you smell that? ", George Costanza: "I'm back in business, baby! I don't wanna be a pirate.mp3
I am Cosmo Kramer, The Assman.mp3
We're like children. I have no stomach for these things." 0 Tracks 8187 Views. Ultimate Fart Soundboard. Knowing you is like going out in the jungle.mp3
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old-fashioned cat fight! (Kramer) Are you saying that you drugged woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Hand model: Kramer discusses George's hands.mp3
Was messing around with the Seinfeld Bass soundfont and came up with this. ", Alexander: "What were her exact
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morning -- she's there. !.mp3, Fungicide.
Kramer: "Oh, I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby. ", Teri Hatcher: "And, by the way... they're real, and they're spectacular. expense of others. Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld: "Are we finished? ", Alexander:
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Mr Petermen) Yessss that's the one! ", Seinfeld: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...", Seinfeld: "The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...", Seinfeld: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! You're under their
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George is gettin upset! George needs a surgery. men doing this? ", Seinfeld:
Jerry's confessing. She is a virgin, not like spotting a toupee.mp3
", Alexander: "No, we're not. Newman is my sworn enemy. Serenity now!!!! keeps the car here. beef-o-reeno song to the horse: "I'm so keeno on beef-o-reeno! "Hello!
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