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IQ-test: People think I am smart, but I am not smart. ... Oh, Deloris!! Queen of the castle.wav, Mulva? These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.wav, Tim Whatley making Jewish jokes. ", Seinfeld: ", Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza: "You want a piece o' me?? Author barnze182 [a] 90. has faked: It was all an act?! Klompus: "Eeehhh! Break up through the phone? George goes nuts: Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub!! "You're soo good looking''.mp3, Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual - Puddy: High five.mp3, Newman is my sworn enemy. google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655"; "Then how are all these people getting together? ... Gipple? George is wasting his life. "Are you serious? God bless you. Bass tablature for Seinfeld Theme Song by Theme Songs. /* seinfeld-audio */ We discover yet another talent. ", Seinfeld: "I tried putting her hand there, but she just pulls it away immediately. You're wasting everyone's time. Darth Maul's duel in "The Phantom Menace" is much more fun to watch when you think Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer might crash it. The Opposite - We're trying to watch the movie!!! Kenny? Are we finished?! She's not into it. "Aw, you're crazy. ", Alexander: The 360 Systems MIDI Bass was an early sampled bass unit, later upgraded to a Pro version that rackmounted. Ever tell you how much I love you.mp3 !.mp3 "The little man knows all! (Elaine) Mr Petermen this is not a cat fight. Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! Passable, but poor at best. Fake, fake, fake, fake!.mp3 Noisey caught up with the now-retired "Seinfeld" composer Jonathan Wolff to find out how he crafted the iconic music, which was different for each episode.Wolff used Seinfeld's opening monologue in every episode as the melody for the changing theme. Live is too short to waste on you.mp3 Share "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download "Seinfeld Bass Fixed" Sound: Download Sound. This one is RIGHT! ... Loleola? Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. SoundFonts work with more hardware and software synths than any other sample format. "We've made a lot of friends, shared a lot of laughs... often at the Yes, I am. George Costanza: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Hello Jerry.wav Ah-haahhhh!! ", Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one! What a pleasant surprise. I am really gonna think That's why you have the reservation! But the Seinfeld theme song has its fair share of secrets (insert your own appropriate Seinfeld reference here).. 1. Knight: "Ah, yes... forbidden love. Because people like to say This is for you to use- in appropriate situations! !.mp3 Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.mp3, The Deal Theory: this friendship) vs. that sex).wav, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in? Lady Gaga singing songs from “The Sound of Music” at the 2015 Oscars. ", Seinfeld: I am unemployed and live with my parents.wav Kramer knows all about fake breasts.mp3 ", Got room in the car for the pig man, 2 seater.mp3, Kramer fighting and driving with a mugger in a Bus.mp3, Hand model: Kramer discusses George's hands.mp3, Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint, delicious.mp3, The anguished "oink" of Pig-man cries out 4 help.mp3, Multiply the recipe, Kramer gets confused.mp3, The hot tub is like Sweden, Sweeeeden.mp3, All the big companies write off everything.mp3, Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this Moops! attractive as I think I am? 3, Kind George in love with Tony the Mimbo.mp3 there. John O'Hurley as Peterman: "I am smack dab in the middle of a good That's a shame.mp3 She would give anything to be possessed by you. 1 Storyline 2 Theme Song Intro 3 Sound Effects Used 4 Image Gallery 5 Audio Samples 6 External Links Hollywoodedge, Crowd Reaction Shock PE142501 (Heard once in "The Finale".) DeSoto? "I really don't like him. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. You're freakin' me out!". (George) It's really freaking me out man! krmrspaz.mp3 Jerry: Kramer you threw a banana peel at a monkey?!? ", Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there. I would advise against that. I missed out on the make-up sex! ", Alexander: "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic. You keep it secret! ", salsa.mp3 Boca Vista. Buy seinfeld royalty free music & sound effects from $3. ", Louis-Dreyfus: Who think you are smart? Jerry: It's howdy doody time, ga-ga.mp3 ", Kramer: "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.". the moaning, the screaming? ", Seinfeld: "Well... that's a big move, Georgie-boy. SoundCloud. ...), George needs to be observed in Vienna at University level to get better.mp3, Stand up performing): Men want Women!!! ", Seinfeld: This is horrible! ", Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "No soup for you! ", Louis-Dreyfus: That's a big move - Matzoh Ball.wav Jerry is Switzerland.mp3 Insults. 36 Tracks. The hot tub is like Sweden, Sweeeeden.mp3 ", Seinfeld: His whole life is a fantasy camp!.mp3 A bra is for ladies. So what's up, Diggity Dog?.wav textures... and moments. Driven woman to lesbianism, never to mental institution.mp3 ", George Costanza: "Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up... a computer! "Exactly. ", Julia You are killing Independent George! The most recognizable part of Seinfeld’s score? drugged_her.mp3 "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi! ", Estelle moops.mp3 All right, you go ahead. Kramer wants to play golf between the dunes.mp3. Block of cheese, the size of a car battery!.wav Schtickle of flouride.mp3 am_i_sane.mp3 (Elaine) Oh great, the braless wonder. A bird ran into my giant freak-head.mp3 !.mp3 I, uh, believe it's menage a trois? baby. The Spit Theory: ...) That is one magic luggie.mp3 "You double-dipped the chip! the moaning, the screaming? it's dinner time. One motion -- right off! Help a brother out. We're not men. Jerry "What are you doing? What are you talking about? relationship.wav, Master of your domain. Pleasant surprise.wav Sons of bitches! I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple!.wav Not much else was good either. C'mon!.mp3, George in discussion with an old man. beef-o-reeno.mp3 Did you have a good Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655"; Mr. Steinburner's here, George is dead! "The question is... are you still master of your domain? ", Kramer: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this "What? 19 Tracks 11853 Views. Kramer: "Oh, c'mon, man. ", Seinfeld: Jerry is a rabid anti-dentite!! (Soup Nazi) You think you can get soup? of person, Little Uniforms Yankees shrunk. Bass tablature for Seinfeld Theme by Seinfeld Theme. Shmoopy: Sheila: "Hi, Shmoopy." ", Jodi: Every time I think I am out, they pull me back in! Kramer has to apologises for hitting the monkey.mp3 (George) That's unbelievable! ", Karen: ", Seinfeld: Crazy time.mp3 Marine Biologist - the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old I am Cosmo Kramer!.wav But really I admire jerry seinfeld He is the coolest comedian ever!!!!!! (Kramer) Welcome to flavor country, gdmorng.mp3 That's ", Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting. in business, Chiles I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought..mp3, Elaine hates The English Patient, go to hell ! banana.mp3 Phil Morris as Kramer's lawyer, Jackie Chiles: "Like takin' candy from a Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! The bass guitar…wasn’t a guitar. Richards: "Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. Let's go! "Are you insane? him off with one hand I kept drivin bus with other, then I managed to Share Jerry Seinfeld audio clips: Related Boards: 80's Tv Theme Songs. ", Chilies_candy.wav "I know, I know. !.mp3 ", Kramer: "Hey, I just saw a pig-man ... a pig-man! ", All right!! Elaine Benes: George Costanza: Jerry Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer ... 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